You Know You're a Raw Foodist When...

[Bunny Berry]

Complete this sentence.

You Know You're a Raw Foodist When...

:)

[Lowanna]

You know your a raw foodist when...the tiny sized waitress scoffs as she tells the chef your order, which is that all the people at your table just ordered salads and bottled water. LOL This happened last night LOVED IT!!! What a hoot. The concept of not looking raw, but being raw, is the best secret EVER!!

[TA]

Hear, Hear! Just discovered this phenomenon last week. Thought it was just me:)
atomic said:

...you realize that raw asparagus doesn't make your pee smell as bad as cooked asparagus.

[Colleen]

OMG! I so relate to the darn fruit flys!

Neicey said:

....... your kitchen is full of fruit flies
......your house stinks of durian, and the smell stays in your nostrils all day
.....you actually recognise some of the weird stuff in small ethnic supermarkets
....you wonder if any raw food websites have a wedding registry
....you feel sorry for people on diets
.....life just gets better and better each day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks all - this posting has increased my gratitude for you all even more.

[Colleen]

im So going to try that this summer!!! :)

Winona said:

You go shopping at the farmer's market... for a HUSBAND - to marry into the organic family farm!

[Nichole]

This totally happen to me yesterday, I couldn't resist the sale!
Deborah said:

You know you're a raw foodist when the grocery check out person looks at you strangely because you are buying 8 bunches of bananas.

[Angie]

...when you regularly eat pie as a meal & are healthier than when you were eating "the four food groups"! :D

[Lowanna]

aww I love this one! Simple and so true!

bitt said:

you start your day by rinsing your sprouts.

[Angie]

Hahaha! So true! It's one of the most important things I do all day. :)

bitt said:

you start your day by rinsing your sprouts.

[Barefoot Artist]

You know you are a raw foodist when your friends call you before they cut the lawn so you can graze over all the weeds!

You know you are a raw foodist when BarleyMax actually starts to taste like chocolate milk to you & you crave it constantly.

You know you are a raw foodist when your friends start to expect you to bring a green juice or smoothie everywhere you go.

You know you are a raw foodist when you are routinely asked if you are a dozen years younger than you are. :)

[meleakua]

oh my goodness those are *great*!! i just laughed so hard! and wow~ pet monkey?! i've never had that one happen to me~ i extol the day! :D
* * * * *
you water the vast expanses of dirt in the backyard in the hopes that some weeds will grow

you 'chase' your dandelion leaves with some wild geranium greens because they're so darn *sweet*!

you contemplate strapping multiple durians to your back to tote out to the woods to eat while playing on a rope swing :)

you steal all the banana peels and apple cores from out of the trash cans at work to compost at home

you say 'let's go out to eat' ...and step into the backyard

you ponder the best way to get rock dust from the top of pikes peak down to your garden bed in your backpack

* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
~xo~

[Stephanie]

...when the checkout lady at the grocery stores looks at your four bunches of kale and asks, "What, you got rabbits or somethin'?" (true story)

[Stephanie]

You know you're a raw foodist when you make the switch from drinking green smoothies because you know the greens are good for you to eating a whole bunch of kale or collards in a salad because you're craving greens and won't be satisfied with anything else.