ANDRE'S REVENGE- The Higher the Stress Level, the Stinkier the Toots

[Bunny Berry]

Keep your hands out of the crazy, people. The higher the stress, the stinkier the toots. You're going to have to trust me on this one.

[Bunny Berry]

I think I need some tips on how to stay raw under high pressure situations. I think I need to keep some raw desserts lying around.

[Wendi Dee]

OMG I love you so much, Bunny. You are the most beautiful stressed woman I've ever seen.

I want to reach out and hug you. I know it couldn't have been easy on some level to tell your brother to leave, even though it was something you needed to do for you and your family. *hugs* I know all about the domino effect of being connected to a "crazy" loved one.

You know, you are soooo a raw foodist, even though you are eating some cooked/packaged foods you are still noticing how they make you feel. If you weren't a raw foodist, you'd be eating that stuff and thinking nothing about it other than it tastes good and makes you feel good. ;-)

I hope you have a lovely weekend taking care of yourself and your family!

Lots of love to you,

Wendi
XOXOXO

p.s. turn up the heat and open some windows *giggles*

[rubarb]

LOVE YOU. You find a way to be funny and honest all at the same time. Everything you're talking about makes me think about labor. It gets unbearable just before that little miracle comes out and changes your life forever. Yeah, sounds like life has been crazy; probably because you are about to give birth to some amazing things. Take your magazine and book as a couple examples! Thank you for sharing. I love your ramblings. :-) Sending hugs your way, girlie. Laughed out loud, related to how you felt. I had a tough week as well (had a death in my family) and my hubby is taking our kids away for the day tomorrow so I can have a day to myself. LOVE YOU.

[Kim]

Dear Bunny, Just tell them..."take crazy someplace else, we're all full up here!" That usually works for me! Hope things smell better at your house soon! They for sure will at mine, I finally got my Excalibur and will dehydrate all weekend! Thanks for being such an inspiration, EVEN and especially on your "crazy" days!

[Deborah]

Aight. Taking the gloves off, greasin' m'knuckles and wading right the f*ck in. What I'm about to say ain't EVEN PC. Beth, I been there and done that. One kid addicted to crystal meth and alcohol, the other addicted to heroin. Because of that, I have seen, done, smelled, and touched things I NEVER WANT TO EXPERIENCE AGAIN.

What you've had on your hands is a bona fide CRAZY MAKER. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Yeah. I said it. I find addiction one of THE MOST BORING TOPICS ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. Like I told my youngest kid, right after she came out of jail the last time and right before she finally went into rehab: "Baby....get a new story 'cause this one is boring the sh*t outta me."

I have had ENOUGH of MY LIFE being derailed by other people's lunatic behavior. I DON'T CARE AND HAVE NO....NO...LESS THAN NO.......Z.E.R.O.....COMPASSION FOR THIS BULLSH*T. "Waaaaa......oh poor me my life sucks I have a family who loves me and I'm just so tragic I can't be bothered to actually SHOW UP and live my own life, so I'm just gonna suck all the good outta yours and when your money/time/patience/resources are depleted, I'll move on to the next host. Oh, and while you're up, could you get me some more drugs and I'd like a side of drugs with my drugs and oh COULD I PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SOME MORE DRUGS???????????"

It is a CHOICE to do drugs. We ALL, every last single one of us, have FREE WILL. Yep. Free will. You choose it. You pick it. YOU LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. Why should the rest of us have to SUFFER because of another person's choices????????

Oh. I'm sure you've noticed you might have struck a nerve. Let me be clear. I am, in no way, venting AT you. I'm just venting. I didn't even watch all of the video you posted about your brother winding up at your place, because it bored me silly. When you've given your own child money for heroin so they won't be vomiting and having diarrhea all over your house, just so you can FINALLY get them into rehab the next day, nothing much fazes you anymore.

As far as I'm concerned, you did the right thing by tossing him out. The succubus comes in many guises and sometimes even looks like family. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I have NO warm fuzzies left around motherhood. It has drug me through the muck, bloodied my nose, blacked my eye, stood me up at the prom and puked on my new shoes. Bah humbug!

[Shaun]

I told you my story, about my meth head half-brother and alcoholic half-sister, so no need to go through that again. Just know I KNOW what you're talking about. I dumped them both from my life and have never regretted it.

My favorite desserts/snacks are anything from The Laughing Giraffe. I keep them on hand because when the stress monster hits, I don't have time to make a recipe.

http://thelaughinggiraffe.com/

I'm kind of afraid your fantasy town doesn't exist. but if it does, I hope you find it.

Take care...love you.

[Debbie]

OMG Bunny! You had me laughing so hard! I mean, I truly am sorry for all the sh*t that is going on - but you bring such comic relief to all the stress, I can't help but laugh! I feel your pain honey, I really do! Let's have a "stink" party together and just get it all out so we can get back on track! Hope the weekend goes much better, and that you are surrounded with the smell of roses, and the spirit of happiness, calm, and productiveness! Luv ya girlfriend! Peace! :)

[Tonya]

Craziness with Crack is crazy. I mean...the people who are 'out to get them' and insisting that there are people in drawers...and sssshhhhh be quiet! People are watching. Oh ya...I hear ya girl. Been there.

Your toots may be yucky but your tata's look good. Ha!! Sorry....I had to say it. I like your necklace...but I like you better without the bells and whistles.....you're beautiful, Bunny.

I crave chips when I am stressed and I found that the Cheesy Kale Chips literally taste like cheese puffs, crackers, whatever. Have some with kombucha and you will be in heaven. My favorite kombucha is GTs Trilogy. The best kale chips are from the Renegade Health Show:

Ingredients:

2 head Kale, Washed and Torn
¾ cup Tahini
¼ cup Tamari
1/4 cup Cider Vinegar
½ cup Water
2 scallions
1 clove garlic
1 lemon (juice of)
¼ teaspoon Sea Salt
1/4 cup of nutritional yeast

Preparation:

Place kale in a large mixing bowl. Combine the rest of the ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth to get a thick
consistency. You may have to add more water. Pour over kale and mix thoroughly with your hands to coat the kale. You want
this mixture to be really glued onto the kale.
Place kale onto a Teflex sheet, on top of a mesh dehydrator screen, and dehydrate for 6 hours @ 115 degrees.
You’ll need to use two trays. Rotate kale occasionally to dry uniformly.

[Melanie]

Although I am so aware that you really did not do this video in a good mood,
let me tell you that I laughed soooo much. You are the most hilarious,
gifted "actor"....and I really don't understand why you don't earn your money
by acting. I had some bad days as well - and didn't laugh that much for a looong while.
Melanie

[Lowanna]

JUST ((((HUGS)))) !!! xxxx

[Dianne]

Sorry~The honesty is what we like good or bad.So sorry for the stress you are having.I like your hair today!
Keep those Ani Phyo's donut holes and you will be satisfied when a binge hits.They also say make juice and drink right away.Forget it~I make mine at night before bed and its ready in the AM to drink~You are still a funny lady~

[Littlewolf]

you ROAR girl !!! and yeah get some deerst reading in the freezer for stress situations..!

As for crazies..yep I have been there too..brought up round a bunch of erm !...trouble is they infest every nock and cranny of the planet...junkies seem to like to hang out in all the places you dont want them, like the seaside, tourist resorts and nature parks and pplaces of natural beauty !! LOL.....you round a corner and yup. they's one sitting on a hillock, can of beer in one hand and a crack pipe in the other, asking if you have a few cents in change !!

ROAR girly ROAR !!

Maybe join an Amish community ! LOL :)